Bring Me The Head of Jerry Yang
Yahoo! CEO Jerry Yang
should be drawn, quartered, tarred and feathered!
He murdered millions of investors with his
duplicitous pranks and obnoxious ego during his
disingenuous negotiation with Microsoft. He now
deserves payback!
I hope Carl Icahn destroys Yang, legally. As a
Yahoo shareholder I’d vote for Porky Pig before
Jerry Yang. As a matter of fact Jerry Yang is a
bigger pig than Porky!
Russert & Carlin: Two Nice Catholic Boys
I lost my father at 58.
When Tim Russert died at 58 I felt like I lost a
member of my own family. So young! What a loss. But
before I could gain my equilibrium George Carlin
dropped dead at the age of 71. I revered George
Carlin! Even had the pleasure of meeting him. A
very bad week for humor, journalism, and Catholics
in general! I couldn't help but juxtapose these two
untimely deaths. Then I read an article by Marc
Copper in The L.A. Weekly that connected all the
dots.
GEORGE CARLIN TO WORLD: "BLOW ME!"
BY MARC COOPER
Wednesday, June 25, 2008 - 6:43 pm
I KNEW GEORGE CARLIN. I saw him exactly one week
before he checked out. And I can tell you that
George Carlin was no Tim Russert. There has been no
long line of dignitaries, pols, power brokers,
media bigwigs and other assorted bloviating fools
and hucksters lining up to eulogize him. There’s
been no scrum of the high and mighty publicly
blubbering about what a warm and generous soul he
was. There was no hour after hour of uninterrupted
“news” coverage on CNN about the death of America’s
most fearless social critic.
And, frankly, if Carlin were to learn that any of
these jokers indeed had the gumption to actually
show up to pay him their final respects, he would
most certainly awake from the dead and cut one last
fart right in their faces. Or he’d simply pop right
up and out of the box, stare them in the eye and
let loose with a full-throated version of his
favorite line: “Blow me!”
Continued @ http://www.laweekly.com/news/dissonance/george-carlin-to-world-blow-me/19157/
An Officer and a Germ
John McCain can't
explain the difference between a Shiite and Sunni
without Joe Lieberman standing by as his caddy.
Together, the two look like escapees from the movie
"Cocoon" in their matching V-neck sweaters.
According to McCain our troops should rot in Iraq
like we now fester in Germany, Korea, and Japan.
According to McCain when our troops come home from
Iraq "is unimportant". His
callousness is especially surprising in light of
the fact that he was injured and interred in
Vietnam. Our troops are dying in Iraq, every day,
in vain! And dare I mention we’re paying trillions
of dollars, not to mention bankrupting America, for
this priveledge?
McCain gives me the creepy feeling he thinks it’s
OK for others to suffer because he suffered. His
statements and misstatements lead me to conclude
John McCain is a sadist! If ever there was a war
more misguided than Vietnam it’s Iraq. McCain
doesn't get that. He's not an agent for change.
He’s a cheerleader for war. Any old goddamn war!
McCain is to be commended for serving his country
but it doesn't qualify him to be president. I
believe he will sink like a rock. Or should I say
Iraq? The Republicans couldn't have chosen a worse
presidential candidate. I predict an overwhelming
Obama landslide come November.
Hillary Clinton Is A Sore Loser
Hillary Clinton is not
just a loser -- she's a sore loser! That's no
surprise considering that the tenor of her whole
campaign was bigoted and negative. More telling is
the fact that she didn't have enough class to
concede her loss graciously or to congratulate
Obama on his victory. In Hillary's warped mind she
couldn't grasp defeat so in a last gasp of
"Clintonian logic" she declared victory.
This woman has more personalities than Sybil!
Hillary certainly isn't the president I'd want
answering the phone in the White House at 3 a.m..
By the way, do you remember that phony commercial
where she answers the phone? It was Monica Lewinsky
on the other end of the line asking for Bill.
I Endorse Barrack Obama
Barrack Obama is a gifted politician. He exhibits more potential to think outside the box and change the game than any politicians I've seen since the Kennedy boys. Will he? That remains to be seen. He's not perfect by his own admission. Only time will tell. I'm willing to place a bet on him. He's the only candidate in this campaign who has a snowball's chance in hell to re-chart the disastrous course America has taken during the Bush years.
Bigotry Racism and Obama
I'm prejudiced. I'm
prone to prejudge people and I think in sterotypes.
However, I'm not bigoted or racist. I don't think
Barrack Obama would make any less of a president
because he's black or his grandmother lives in
Kenya. But a lot of my friends do! That got me
thinking about why America is so immature
race-wise. America harbors collective guilt over
racism and Obama's candidacy brings it to the fore.
The two worst offenders in my opinion are the
Clintons collectively -- Bill and Hillary -- and
the "Cable News Nitwits" -- CNN and their ilk. I
can forgive the "Cable News Nitwits" like Wolf
Blitzer, Rick Sanchez, Tony Harris, and Dan Abrams,
because I understand they're nothing more than
Q-Tips with moving lips. But the Clintons are the
worst kind of racists. In public they claims to
love black folks while privately they plot to hold
them back.